Goooooooooooooooooooooood morning, Locos! So I left Shika’s party (GREAT party, by the way) and after about 100 miles of paddling I realized that was not my kayak and it was not a river. I was paddling a garbage can lid down the street. So I chopped down a tree using my knife and used said knife to hollow it out to make a dugout canoe. Well I was exhausted after that and just a wee bit thirsty. I looked behind the garbage can lid and there was a barrel of Bookers (only half full, though….cleo do you know anything about that??). I drank that down and needed to sleep it off. Woke up and searched for a river. Found it, too. Unfortunately it was the Niagara River. Anyone here ever try to paddle UP Niagara Falls? Not easy to say the least and to top it off I was on the wrong side of the Rockies and had to make my way over the mountains. Want to know what I ran across there? No? Well I’m going to tell you anyway. It was a grizzly and I was in no mood to pussyfoot with him. I picked up a great big rattler and jumped on that grizzly’s back and beat it with the rattler to make him go. I was making great progress when I spied a bunch of guys camping and eating dinner. I pulled up, jumped of the bear, grabbed the coffee pot off the fire and drank it down. They asked if I wanted anything to eat but I said no because there was a mean guy chasing me. You should have seen how fast they broke camp! Anyway, I finally made it home.
buenos días y feliz jueves/donnerstag/qunita-feira/thursday/sábado(4) locos
Good morning all!
That is quite the adventure Luke. Glad you made it back though haha
Remind me to never go anywhere with Luke, just in case something else goes wrong.
Good morning Luke, Akenta and johnny!
cleo must have drank that half barrel of Bookers! How else can we explain his low profile……..Come out, come out wherever you are!
Good evening, Crew! Who’s hosting the next party? Any volunteers? The long May weekend comes up on the 22nd of May.
Since cleo didn’t say no the next party is at his house!!!! All in favor say “aye”. AYE!!!!!!
Booker’s? Was that what I drank. Sure wish I could have appreciated it.
Party on the May 22? I believe Harry and Megan have invited me to their home for a BBQ. They said that I could invite someone. You all are my invited partners to a Royal castaway event. I hear the Royal plates are now Corningware
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