Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for May 11, 1995
Let's call him Maynard. Maynard? If we give him a name like that, other kids will make fun of him, he'll be in fights all the time, and he could grow up to be a social outcast! Yeah... So what? Oh, for heaven's sake! It was a joke! You have a real mean streak sometimes, you know that? Two hours of sleep and a healing episiotomy... I'm entitled.