Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for April 27, 1995
Hoo! Hoo! Hee! Hee! I'm here to help. Whatever I can do, you just let me know. Well there is one little thing... What? Name it. That's what I'm here for, honey. The next time you see one of those doctors or residents or interns come in here to see how far I'm dilated... Yeah? Waste him. Whatever you say, sweetie.