Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 25, 2015

Walt has learned well.

“Not right now” – “Never”

“We need to talk” – “I need to talk.”

“It’s not you, it’s me” -" It’s you".

If they would only say what they mean and mean what they say. it would be a lot easier. To many GAMES,

“I have a headache”="Don’t even think about "

Shouldn’t this be included in the sex ed session in school, the one where they separate the boys and the girls? It certainly would solve a lot of problems if men were taught to understand female talk. They keep saying they don’t understand us, even when we consistently tell them what we are thinking, but they don’t understand the language.

“We’re not right for each other = I’ve found someone else.”“You don’t listen to me = It’s your fault I cheated.”

“Sure go do some volunteer work.” = “Get out of the house!”-for retired couples.