I remember a good week at work -
A 20-something obnoxious kid had been aggravating me for a while – including what was technically sexual harrassment (‘technically’ meaning that there was no way on earth that management was going to do anything but tell me not to be so ‘sensitive’). So I smiled sweetly at him first thing Monday and told him, in the nicest way possible, that he was a microencephalic jacknapes.
He took it as a compliment, as did EVERYONE ELSE. So I repeated it several times over the week, until Friday, when the line manager looked it up in a dictionary. And TOLD THE IDIOT. This was wrong of him, the idiot should have had to live with his lazy stupidity.
He started screaming about how I couldn’t call him a pin-head clown, to which I replied, “Why not? I have been all week and you didn’t object.”
He left me alone after that… A REALLY good week!
May your upcoming weeks all be at least that good.
November 16, 2016