Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for March 19, 2017
volzon's mind control is still at work.... alien: I need you and the others to clear off all these tree stumps! Alley oop: Okay, volzon! Alien: Then once that's done, you can start to use these logs to build our first structure! Alley oop: Any thing you say! Volzon transmits a message to his fellow jantullians who plan to travel to earth! alien: Gorlink valin earth! translation: Progress report on planet earth alien: Polindum jodian brentaun! Translation: minds of the naives are easily controlled! later alien: Excellent work, gentlemen, but it would go faster if I recruit more help! I'll see what I can do! Meanwhile, in moo.... ooola: dinny! I'm so glad I found you! I need a favor!