Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for January 09, 2017
alien: I can tell you why you haven't done anything with your land's potential wealth! Alley oop: oh, yeah?! why's that?! alien: because you don't have the keys in your grasp to unlock that potential! Alien: But my people do, so you need to step aside now and let us open the doors! alley oop: you have no rights here, volzon!