Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for December 03, 2016
alien: These tendrils absorb sunlight, which is a food source, but they can also give me instant readings on anything with which I come in contact! Alien: you, for instance! interesting! I see you are primarily made of water! Alley oop: Water?! Hmmph! Alien: then there is also protein, fat.... alley oop: Hey! this isn't fat! It's all muscle!