Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for September 20, 1998
Transcript:
Guz: Remember, oop, I do all th' talkin...okay? Alley oop: Okay! Umpa: so! you're back! Guz: Yeah, th' wizer said oop had to take it real easy for awhile..... Guz: ...so I thought he might stay with us for a spell! Umpa: What??? After the awful things he said about me?? Guz: Well, uh, he wants to apologize for that, don't you, alley? Alley oop: Why, uh, yeah..... alley oop: you said you were gonna do all th' talkin'....! Guz: I know, I know, but just forget that! now go ahead and apologize! alley oop: Umpa, I apologize for sayin' you were unattractive and fat! alley oop: ...you may be fat, but you're certainly not unattractive! alley oop: Y'know, guz, umpa used some words there that I've never heard before! Guz: I can think of a few choice ones I'm tempted t'use myself right now!