Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for November 21, 1979
Transcript:
man: young lady, we don't have to prove that the jack of hearts is a thief! girl: you don't? Woman: No, we don't! he was caught red-handed carrying my tarts off a platter! girl: they are right back there on the table for all to see! gulp chomp chomp woman: ..such evidence speaks for itself! burp!