Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for July 17, 1969
Transcript:
grand wizer: my goodness guy, that's quite a contusion y'got there! king guz: that's not a contusion, it's an astrological manifestation! grand wizer: yeh? well, i've been around for a long time but thassa new one on me! king guz: that's because you're obsolete, wizer...either you're gonna haft get up-to-date or go outa business! grand wizer: you're kiddin? king guz: mebbe, but whatcha think' alley oop an' ooola are doin'?