Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for October 19, 1956
doc: by gadfry, oop, you've just got to get that thing outa here! alley oop: Gosh, doc, I would only I don't know how ton handle 'im without a fish! doc: what's a fish go to do with it? alley oop: Well, all I know is he'll do anything y'want if y'got a fish t'give 'im! doc: but oop, we've got no fish around here to give 'im! doc: Wait....how about a can of sardines.