Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 14, 2004
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Adam: Caffeine! Caffeine! A grande latte, please. Coffee shop girl: Sorry. we're only a drive thru. Adam: Can't you pretend I'm a car? Coffee shop girl: Look, I don't make the rules. Adam: Perhaps this will help. Whenever I squeeze my tummy flab together like so!...my wife says it looks just like the Volkswagon emblem! See?! Coffee shop girl: Gross! That's disgusting! I think I'm gonna...be...sick. Adam: Personally, I'd rather have my latte made by someone with a good sense of humor anyway.