Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 29, 1996
Transcript:
Adam: Gee. I can't think of anything I'd rather be doing today than going to the mall and returning gifts. Laura: Hush. It could be worse. Adam: Yeah. We could be one of the poor souls having to deal with people like us. Hi. I'd like to return this sweater my wife gave me for... Woman: Shhhh! You mean the sweater Santa brought you. Adam: Oh, right! Right! The sweater Santa brought me. Woman: I'm sorry. We don't take back his merchandise.