Yes, that is just the way it is explained in the Trump Standard Version of the Bible (also known as the “Book of Moron”), in which all those nasty old King James translation errors have been “fixed.”
Adultery is now a sacrament, paying hush money to a porn star now counts as “tithes and offerings” and all references to “God” or “Lord” or “Messiah” have been replaced by “Trump.”
The whole Trump clown show sounds like the beginning of a lame Dad joke (or a National Enquirer headline): “A porn star, a Bible salesman and a guy named Pë¢ker walk into a bar…”
Do the gullible TrumpubliKKKlan cult worshippers even realize how absurd they look? They have spent the last four decades wagging their moralistic fingers in everyone else’s faces, lecturing us about “family values” and warning about the anti-Christ, and when he shows up, they rush to buy Bibles from him.
The cult of the latter-day KKKonservative Christofascist Caliphate of Talibangelistan — Y’all Qaeda of Gilead — hypochristian cult worshippers have literally turned Trump, who is the least religious person ever to hold the White House, who is the total epitome of every single one of the seven deadly sins — pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony and sloth — into an object of worship.
At one CPAC conference, they even built a faux golden (fools’ gold) idol of Trump that people were bowing down to!
The whole Trump clown show is so bizarre that even someone trying to write an outlandish comedy sketch would think it too far-fetched. I keep waiting for the Twilight Zone music to start and see the image of Rod Serling on my TV screen.
Yes, that is just the way it is explained in the Trump Standard Version of the Bible (also known as the “Book of Moron”), in which all those nasty old King James translation errors have been “fixed.”
Adultery is now a sacrament, paying hush money to a porn star now counts as “tithes and offerings” and all references to “God” or “Lord” or “Messiah” have been replaced by “Trump.”
The whole Trump clown show sounds like the beginning of a lame Dad joke (or a National Enquirer headline): “A porn star, a Bible salesman and a guy named Pë¢ker walk into a bar…”
Do the gullible TrumpubliKKKlan cult worshippers even realize how absurd they look? They have spent the last four decades wagging their moralistic fingers in everyone else’s faces, lecturing us about “family values” and warning about the anti-Christ, and when he shows up, they rush to buy Bibles from him.
The cult of the latter-day KKKonservative Christofascist Caliphate of Talibangelistan — Y’all Qaeda of Gilead — hypochristian cult worshippers have literally turned Trump, who is the least religious person ever to hold the White House, who is the total epitome of every single one of the seven deadly sins — pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony and sloth — into an object of worship.
At one CPAC conference, they even built a faux golden (fools’ gold) idol of Trump that people were bowing down to!
The whole Trump clown show is so bizarre that even someone trying to write an outlandish comedy sketch would think it too far-fetched. I keep waiting for the Twilight Zone music to start and see the image of Rod Serling on my TV screen.