Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 22, 2024

Man, I’m slow tonight. Took a few!

Out houses are not dragon proof!

Just like a cat.

Now dragon, sits on that lil doggie house like Snoopy and waits for him.

Henry is flushed with excitement…….

What’s the difference between Dragon Breath, and Out-House odor?

What do missile silos and winter outhouses share in common?

They both store icy BMs.

What bug has 100 legs and lives by the outhouse?

Scenta-Peed

A farmer decides to sell his home and shows a potential buyer around- “there’s only 1 downside it’s an old farm and all we have is an outhouse” the buyer says “oh, well thats fine- is there a lock?”

The farmer says “Sir, I’ve lived hear near on 60 years and all that time no one has ever tried to steal a bucket of sh*t”

Did you hear about the new book called “100 Miles to the Next Restroom”?

It’s by Willie Makit and Betty Wunt.

Wizards have to poop too, you know.

Happy tail!!!

There is only one suitable word for this: “TRUMP”

That’s what he gets for trying to invent the incinerating toilet.

my wife’s dog always follows her into the bathroom

He needs a minute, there’s still paperwork to finish.

“Censorsheep! Censorsheep!”

-Crocs, Pearls Before Swine

Yeah, our dogs always wanted to join us when we are, umm, busy in the bathroom.

…don’t have telephones….but they got pets!!!!!

Shame on you, Wiz. You should’ve built Henry his own outhouse. Now you have to share.

Don’t know about where you live, but around here outhouses arent’ built up on stilts.

Don’t let him sneeze !!!! Sneezing is Dangers !!!!!

The dragon must be part German Shepherd.

If that was me I’d be done already

I like Henry! That’s not an earth shattering thought…but it’s worth saying.

Needs some time. . . .

Wait till that dragon breath turns the stuff under the outhouse on fire.

That outhouse is now an uphouse.