The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for May 05, 2024

Panel 4: he’ll soon be erupting.

Last panel: just let him get drunk and start dancing with some sexy babe!

Panel Five: You’re doing a War Dance. Let’s forget our earlier fight, and just relax.

First panel: My parents’ church would hand out a program each week listing the hymns and the topic of the sermon for the day. It also reported how much money was collected at the previous week’s service, under the title “The Measure of Our Love”, trying to guilt us into giving more “love” in our offerings this week.

One foot facing (nearly forgot!)

These are all funny. Especially the first two.

Third panel…priorities Loretta, priorities.

tax all churches, they are businesses too!

Panel three: A matter of priorities.

Not Sports Ill. I went for the real stuff, Playboy :) The center folds make for a great drape. Had a waterbed with a canopy if you can imagine that. I did that one day with all my collection of playboys. Maybe about 40 or more. That was after my first divorce… lol.

Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue? Do they still make that? You can get much better material for free online.

The cartoonists apparently aren’t aware that Sports Illustrated stopped publishing paper editions.