Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 05, 2024

maybe advertise for some better players?

She may spend too much time in the sun, but that’s not the main problem.

She may have been hit in the head with various baseballs too many times.

Check the lost and found. The game might be there.

Then pass air. Anyone who’s seen the movie It Follows would know why I told Lucy to pass air.

They just want to catch a few.

That’s one of the few play on words that can be translated into German 1 to 1. And probably were.

That’s what the caps are for, to prevent their brains from being cooked.

Usually works, unless they’re already very hot-headed.

That idea could save the newspaper industry!

A sports writer is born.

How about a wanted ad for better players?

You can’t run ads for lost games!

Quick question. Back when this strip was first printed, did they have VCRs?

Maybe they won’t be able to sell root beer in the stands any more because the lost the opener.

LoL when a outfield loosely sticks out the muscle ring for awhile, everyone is usually advertised by your pressing chords of the loss…

The White Sox would need a full paper to offer rewards for all their lost games.

They may lose a lot but it is so nostalgic to see kids portrayed in an outside setting so often. Growing up in the 60s and 70’s the summers meant daily games of neighborhood baseball games. Kids were always outside. At this time of year I will discover that there are kids in our neighborhood that I never knew existed as high school graduation signs start popping up. A much different world.

There’s a strange kind of logic in that…

The ball’s in your court CB.

It’s a possibility.

Maybe she should do the same for her lost mind.

As a Mets fan in protest when the Mets lose I am a sore loser so I go to youtube and watch videos that are demeaning to the city or team name of that opponent like if it the Atlanta Braves I watch videos that are demeaning to native Americans.

Gotta have a cooler of drinks, Chuck.

And Charlie Brown, standing on that pitcher’s mound is only slightly closer to the sun!

I will advertise for my lost youth

She could start by searching the grassy knoll

I’m guessing someone has done that before. Most likely, the newspaper itself, with a mock ad: “Missing: Our Defense” or “Have You Seen This Person?” (Superstar who had no impact on a playoff game.)

That actually makes sense, in a lost sort of way.

The Queen of sarcasm, or just childhood naivete?

More hydration maybe?

It could be that Chuck has primed my mind for it, but a quick brainstorm is pulling up some famously quirky outfielders a lot faster than it is their counterparts in other positions.

I think she got blinded by the sun and was hit in the head tying to catch the baseball.

Is she auditioning to be the Coach on “Cheers!”?

Only ONE outfielder