The date on this strip is 1994. Yet, Calvin’s machinations have a vaguely familiar current ring to them, thirty years later. I’ve reread his dialogue a couple of times now and the fog is slowly clearing. Hmmm…Maybe, after coffee.
Rosalyn mistook this job, thinking it was going to be a cake walk, but it turned out to be hopscotch through a field of meadow muffins. She should’ve brought boots!
BE THIS GUY 26 days ago
Calvin, don’t say anything! You have the right to remain silent.
codycab 26 days ago
Calvin’s gonna have nightmares after this.
Spacehog 26 days ago
Rosalyn is not that stupid!
C 26 days ago
A stupendously clear case of entrapment
SHIVA 26 days ago
His downfall is always overlooking something that he should have thought of!!!
snsurone76 26 days ago
Looks like Rosalyn is trying to frame Calvin for more $$$. Sad thing is—she’ll probably succeed.
Bilan 26 days ago
Rosalyn is trying to use reverse psychology on Calvin? Doesn’t sound promising.
Johnny Q Premium Member 26 days ago
Torture chamber time!
El-Kabong 26 days ago
The tongue and waving fingers move is the apex of existence.
DaveG1960 26 days ago
Oh, oh…..
French Persons Premium Member 26 days ago
They should have a cage in the basement.
saylorgirl 26 days ago
I wonder what Rosalyn has in store for Calvin downstairs? I haven’t seen this one before.
gantech 26 days ago
“When he starts out with ‘Bucko’…whoooaaa…” ~ The Fonze
jessegooddoggy 26 days ago
I think Roslyn will never ever have kids of her own.
mrwiskers 26 days ago
The date on this strip is 1994. Yet, Calvin’s machinations have a vaguely familiar current ring to them, thirty years later. I’ve reread his dialogue a couple of times now and the fog is slowly clearing. Hmmm…Maybe, after coffee.
The Reader Premium Member 26 days ago
Next: A fate worse than bed!
bbenoit 26 days ago
Disagreement for the sake of being disagreeable.
SquidGamerGal 26 days ago
Aw, snap! It’s the garage for you, Calvin!
rossevrymn 26 days ago
Let that lil’ fella sleep.
sandpiper 26 days ago
She’s changed. She’s now Rosalyn the Red Faced. Definitely not in an arbitration mood.
Link from Twilight Princess 26 days ago
Rosalyn was actually pretty smart here.
Just-me 26 days ago
Just remember Calvin, your parents know you all too well and will believe Rosalyn.
rshive 26 days ago
Once again, Calvin underestimates Rosalyn.
ladykat 25 days ago
You blew it, Calvin!
elvira.alejandro 25 days ago
Calvin should learn from Clark Kent and Peter Parker; both are more careful and smart.
mindjob 25 days ago
It’s going to be a hard choice, 50 lashes or the Iron Maiden
The Gun Doctor 25 days ago
Time to learn from your mistake.
Mark DeMist Premium Member 25 days ago
It’s toilet cleaning time.
boniface22 25 days ago
Calvin was in the other side of the bed yesterday.
hornacek 25 days ago
Not enough people use “eel” as an insult nowadays.
g04922 25 days ago
Oh, my… what does Rosalyn have planned for Calvin? Better grab Hobbes.
Angry Indeed 25 days ago
Rosalyn mistook this job, thinking it was going to be a cake walk, but it turned out to be hopscotch through a field of meadow muffins. She should’ve brought boots!
Elder Lee Fox 25 days ago
Replace Calvin with Trump in the above comments.
Saurischia Premium Member 25 days ago
I babysat exactly once. The experience put me off from ever having children.
wiley207 25 days ago
I love Calvin’s fake innocence in the first panel, and his taunting in the third panel.
liberalnlovinit 25 days ago
Make him watch TV for the night as punishment…
willie_mctell 25 days ago
My mom was quieter than Rosalyn but could stay ahead of kids like Calvin no problem.
chief tommy 25 days ago
Calling her an eel is a unique and very crushing kind of pejorative
christelisbetty 25 days ago
Panel 3…."You eel " ? ?
Ukko wilko 25 days ago
String him up by his thumbs and tickle him with a feather duster until he disgraces himself.
jacob591233 25 days ago
this ain’t the army
lindz.coop Premium Member 25 days ago
Maybe she should quit while she is ahead…