Mason Williams Phonograph Record:The Prince’s Panties….There was once a prince who acted strangely in thatHe thought life was stupid and it was for him soHe made up a world in which he liked the things we likedBut he had different reasons why he liked them.He liked butter for its colorHe would order toast and colorWaitresses, confused would utterSir, I’ve never heard of toast and color.He’d get angry and begin to choke themThe law would come, and they’d arrest and book himSo his life was a mess of troubleStill he kept it up.He had dogs, a hundred cocker spaniels and heCalled them panties, ’cause they did that mostly, and heDid not care at all if they would bark and fetch sticksRun and jump, roll over, and play dead tricks.No, he liked them only for their pantingSo he would run them ragged, but one day they got fed upAnd chased the prince right up against the fenceAnd the prince was eaten by his panties.http://www.last.fm/music/Mason+Williams/_/The+Prince%27s+Panties
Mason Williams Phonograph Record:The Prince’s Panties….There was once a prince who acted strangely in thatHe thought life was stupid and it was for him soHe made up a world in which he liked the things we likedBut he had different reasons why he liked them.He liked butter for its colorHe would order toast and colorWaitresses, confused would utterSir, I’ve never heard of toast and color.He’d get angry and begin to choke themThe law would come, and they’d arrest and book himSo his life was a mess of troubleStill he kept it up.He had dogs, a hundred cocker spaniels and heCalled them panties, ’cause they did that mostly, and heDid not care at all if they would bark and fetch sticksRun and jump, roll over, and play dead tricks.No, he liked them only for their pantingSo he would run them ragged, but one day they got fed upAnd chased the prince right up against the fenceAnd the prince was eaten by his panties.http://www.last.fm/music/Mason+Williams/_/The+Prince%27s+Panties