Lyrics by Mike AgranoffTo melody of “These Are A Few of My Favorite Things” by Richard Rodgers
1.Smallpox and chicken pox, chronic bronchitis, Syphilis and typhus and encephalitis, Sinuses ravaged with coughing and sneezes, These are a few of my favorite diseases.
2.Pains that are minor and pains that are chronic. Hangnails and herpes and plagues most bubonic.Swine flu that renders you weak in the kneeses, These are a few of my favorite diseases.
Bridge 1When my bowels run And it comes from Montezuma’s Curse, I simply remember my favorite disease And that makes me feel…much worse.
Random Digression 1Thin and wan and pale and wastedThe girl with emphysema goes walkingAnd when she passes, each breath she passes goes “Aaauuuuuggghhh!”
Random Digression 2Leprosy, All my skin is falling off of me.I’m not half the man I used to be…
3.Cancer and hemorrhoids, tuberculosis Yaws and malaria, multiple s’clerosis, Chest pains that no simple remedy eases, These are a few of my favorite diseases.
4.Gangrene and jaundice severe dermatitis Ulcers and gallstones and appendicitis Polio, whooping cough, colds, mumps, and measles, These are a few of my favorite diseasles.
Bridge 2When neuralgia brings nostalgia for those pains gone by, I think of diseases I’ve yet to contract, And that makes me want…to die.
Lyrics by Mike AgranoffTo melody of “These Are A Few of My Favorite Things” by Richard Rodgers
1.Smallpox and chicken pox, chronic bronchitis, Syphilis and typhus and encephalitis, Sinuses ravaged with coughing and sneezes, These are a few of my favorite diseases.
2.Pains that are minor and pains that are chronic. Hangnails and herpes and plagues most bubonic.Swine flu that renders you weak in the kneeses, These are a few of my favorite diseases.
Bridge 1When my bowels run And it comes from Montezuma’s Curse, I simply remember my favorite disease And that makes me feel…much worse.
Random Digression 1Thin and wan and pale and wastedThe girl with emphysema goes walkingAnd when she passes, each breath she passes goes “Aaauuuuuggghhh!”
Random Digression 2Leprosy, All my skin is falling off of me.I’m not half the man I used to be…
3.Cancer and hemorrhoids, tuberculosis Yaws and malaria, multiple s’clerosis, Chest pains that no simple remedy eases, These are a few of my favorite diseases.
4.Gangrene and jaundice severe dermatitis Ulcers and gallstones and appendicitis Polio, whooping cough, colds, mumps, and measles, These are a few of my favorite diseasles.
Bridge 2When neuralgia brings nostalgia for those pains gone by, I think of diseases I’ve yet to contract, And that makes me want…to die.