Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II

Ziggy

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  1. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, about 2 years ago

    …my last fortune cookie had no paper in it.

  2. grahambhg

    grahambhg said, about 2 years ago

    The rule of fortune cookies says “put ‘in bed’ at the end”
    So it really is “Your message here in bed”

  3. tnhippiechick

    tnhippiechick said, about 2 years ago

    @grahambhg

    We did that when i worked at a pharmacy in the same shopping center with a Chinese restaurant in it. Was SUPER funny because we were all women, no uncomfortableness from it. Ex~ “You will receive a financial surprise today, in bed”

    Thanks, grahambhg, for the memory!!

  4. Justin

    Justin said, about 2 years ago

    Mine said,
    “Help!! Help!! I’m being held captive in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!”

  5. rnmontgomery

    rnmontgomery said, about 2 years ago

    no,no, you’re supposed to add “in the bathroom” to the end of the fortune statement!!

  6. DrMoses

    DrMoses said, about 2 years ago

    That must be an American fortune cookie Ziggy. So much for the vague words of wisdom.

    There is a common joke involving fortune cookies that involves
    appending “between the sheets” or “in bed” to the end of the fortune, usually creating a sexual innuendo or other bizarre messages (e.g., “Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall [in bed]”

  7. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, about 2 years ago

    Fortune might say…

    Never tease a armed midget with a high five – or..

    What you just ate………..wasn’t chicken !

  8. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 2 years ago

    Fortune cookies really and American invention. From a Texas factory.

  9. Platinum Hippo

    Platinum Hippo said, about 2 years ago

    I know this has nothing to do with this strip, but I think Ziggy kinda looks like the Hawaiian Punch guy.

  10. stukuls

    stukuls said, about 2 years ago

    I ate my fortune.

  11. stukuls

    stukuls said, about 2 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Not according to ye olde wickipedia:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_cookie

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