Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II

Ziggy

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  1. grahambhg

    grahambhg said, about 4 years ago

    The rule of fortune cookies says “put ‘in bed’ at the end”
    So it really is “Your message here in bed”

  2. tnhippiechick

    tnhippiechick said, about 4 years ago

    @grahambhg

    We did that when i worked at a pharmacy in the same shopping center with a Chinese restaurant in it. Was SUPER funny because we were all women, no uncomfortableness from it. Ex~ “You will receive a financial surprise today, in bed”

    Thanks, grahambhg, for the memory!!

  3. Justin

    Justin said, about 4 years ago

    Mine said,
    “Help!! Help!! I’m being held captive in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!”

  4. rnmontgomery

    rnmontgomery said, about 4 years ago

    no,no, you’re supposed to add “in the bathroom” to the end of the fortune statement!!

  5. DrMoses

    DrMoses said, about 4 years ago

    That must be an American fortune cookie Ziggy. So much for the vague words of wisdom.

    There is a common joke involving fortune cookies that involves
    appending “between the sheets” or “in bed” to the end of the fortune, usually creating a sexual innuendo or other bizarre messages (e.g., “Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall [in bed]”

  6. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, about 4 years ago

    Fortune might say…

    Never tease a armed midget with a high five – or..

    What you just ate………..wasn’t chicken !

  7. stukuls

    stukuls said, about 4 years ago

    I ate my fortune.

  8. stukuls

    stukuls said, about 4 years ago

    Not according to ye olde wickipedia:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_cookie

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