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   capndunzzl said, 6 months ago

   …my last fortune cookie had no paper in it.
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   Wolind Quark said, 6 months ago

   At least it’s not blank. That would be a bad future.
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   grahambhg said, 6 months ago

   The rule of fortune cookies says “put ‘in bed’ at the end”
   So it really is “Your message here in bed”
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   tnhippiechick said, 6 months ago

   @grahambhg

   We did that when i worked at a pharmacy in the same shopping center with a Chinese restaurant in it. Was SUPER funny because we were all women, no uncomfortableness from it. Ex~ “You will receive a financial surprise today, in bed”

   Thanks, grahambhg, for the memory!!
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   Justin said, 6 months ago

   Mine said,
   “Help!! Help!! I’m being held captive in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!”
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   rnmontgomery said, 6 months ago

   no,no, you’re supposed to add “in the bathroom” to the end of the fortune statement!!
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   DrMoses said, 6 months ago

   That must be an American fortune cookie Ziggy. So much for the vague words of wisdom.

   There is a common joke involving fortune cookies that involves
   appending “between the sheets” or “in bed” to the end of the fortune, usually creating a sexual innuendo or other bizarre messages (e.g., “Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall [in bed]”
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   boldyuma said, 6 months ago

   Fortune might say…

   Never tease a armed midget with a high five – or..

   What you just ate………..wasn’t chicken !
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

   Fortune cookies really and American invention. From a Texas factory.
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    Platinum Hippo said, 6 months ago

    I know this has nothing to do with this strip, but I think Ziggy kinda looks like the Hawaiian Punch guy.
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    stukuls said, 6 months ago

    I ate my fortune.
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    stukuls said, 6 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Not according to ye olde wickipedia:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_cookie
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