WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler

WuMo

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  1. edclectic

    edclectic said, 10 months ago

    Followed by 40 days of the biggest shovelfuls of his life.

  2. TheVernalPool

    TheVernalPool GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    What? No howler monkeys?

  3. ninjagozane13

    ninjagozane13 said, 10 months ago

    @TheVernalPool

    no, he shoved em off the ark

  4. Veteran

    Veteran GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    @TheVernalPool

    You mean his family.
    “Are we there yet, Are we there yet”
    NOAH, will you please clean up after the elephant, he has the craps.”
    “Noah, I cant do a thing with my hair in all this humidity, can you ask God to knock it off already.”
    Noah…..“so much for the Carnival experience…now I have the craps.”
    The howler monkeys would be a distraction.

  5. Veteran

    Veteran GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    @Notsoastute

    That and looking creepy like the Vultures.

  6. Scyphi

    Scyphi said, 10 months ago

    Well, the Bible really does NOT say it was a quiet ride on the ark, so…

  7. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 10 months ago

    Two of unclean, seven of the clean animals. Sacrifices you know?

  8. mr_sherman

    mr_sherman GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Have you noticed the discrepancy? The Ark story is in Genesis. What was declared clean and unclean wasn’t until the time of Moses. How would Noah know how many of what animals he was to take? I know God mentioned clean and unclean, but as far as I remember in Genesis, he didn’t specify.

  9. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 10 months ago

    @mr_sherman

    Maybe an early form of retcon? Go back and rewrite the past to fit the present.

  10. Lisa  4romMpls

    Lisa 4romMpls said, 10 months ago

    He’d be deaf after 40 days of that noise.

  11. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, 10 months ago

    @ninjagozane13

    Then why do their descendants persist? They must’ve clung to the side of the ark.

  12. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, 10 months ago

    At least he didn’t have to put up with the unicorns running their horns across the cages.

  13. jnnydnti

    jnnydnti said, 10 months ago

    Not 40 days. If you read the account in Genesis, it’s 40 days and nights of continuous rain, but nearly a full year before leaving the Ark.

    Yeah. A year’s worth of food for all those animals and humans.

  14. markjoseph125

    markjoseph125 GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    http://sensuouscurmudgeon.wordpress.com/2012/11/05/how-horrible-was-life-aboard-noahs-ark/

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