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   Dennis Wiles said, 5 months ago

   That’s at the top of my list as well Rita.
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   Agent54 said, 5 months ago

   #1. To become the “unknown employee” paid but forgotten, and never laid off.
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   Sack of Rabid Weasels said, 5 months ago

   @Agent54

   Andrew already beat you to it.
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   vwdualnomand said, 5 months ago

   best bet, go overseas.
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   Leo Autodidact said, 5 months ago

   Sorry Rita, you’ve got a bit too much ‘Baggage’ to qualify.
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   daniel_bel said, 5 months ago

   How to become the wife of a millionaire.

   1. marry a billionaire.
   2. improvise and have fun
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   signalman said, 5 months ago

   Isn`t she already married?
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   Clark Kent said, 5 months ago

   She’s nuts. No billionaire would have anything to do with her.
   Not even a middle class guy.
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   johnzakour said, 5 months ago

   @signalman

   She was married…
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    mvw said, 5 months ago

    Who was the masochist that married Rita?
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    Redhead55 said, 5 months ago

    The operative being, “was”. Took the poor sap long enough to figure it out and get out, two daughters later.
12. 

    Chris Maple said, 5 months ago

    John Kerry in drag.
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    Zuhlamon said, 5 months ago

    Research says $70k is the optimum level for happiness? As in real estate, methinks it’s location, location, location…
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    phritzg said, 5 months ago

    Rita might look good to Hef, but he’s only worth about $80 million, from what I’ve read.
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    Lazarus Long said, 5 months ago

    KISS-Keep It Simple, Stupid.
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