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   Clark Kent said, 6 months ago

   No more than 3 ounces of gold, frankinsense, rosemary or thyme.
   Take off your sandals.
   It just hit me, of course, they live in the desert, that’s why they call their footwear “*sand*als”.
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   MortyForTyrant said, 6 months ago

   @Clark Kent

   It is said that the Inuit don’t have a word for “snow”. They have fifty different words for it. I wonder if the same holds true for desert-folk. In that case the translation for “high heels” might be “stupid shoes that get you stuck in sands #21 through #35” or so…
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   iangoodson said, 6 months ago

   Actually Bethlehem is occupied by Arab terrorist who target Christians.
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   Tigger said, 6 months ago

   Sad but true
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   mikefive said, 6 months ago

   Looks like he’s doing profiling.
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   furnituremaker said, 6 months ago

   actually, those wise guys didn’t show up until Jesus was
   out of Bethlehem and living in a house, some two/three years
   after he was born…
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   Ms. Ima said, 6 months ago

   O is there to tax the gifts.
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   lonecat said, 6 months ago

   @MortyForTyrant

   If you’re interested you might want to check out The Great Eskimo Vocabulary Hoax, by Geoffrey Pullum, University of Chicago Press, 1991, which debunks that meme.
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   zekedog55 said, 6 months ago

   @HOWGOZIT

   Wowie, Howie! You be so very funny in your sandbox playing with “Mr.” Ima…now maybe you go see Principal for playing funny kiss-kiss game with sand box friend!

   And oh, yeah—-on a serious note, I suppose our President of the United States of America, Barack Obama, must be a bit wiser than Mitt the Marriott Man…
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    Ms. Ima said, 6 months ago

    @Mr. King

    Thank you for the nomination. I wear it proudly.
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    ahab said, 6 months ago

    @Mr. King

    I’ve been interested in the singing dunes, that occur in China, and a variety of places. The sand creates musical tones, or moans etc as the sand moves down the dunes when disturbed by wind, or by the freaked out traveler walking on the dunes.
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    Tatenda said, 6 months ago

    @HOWGOZIT

    Snerk!
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    Downundergirl said, 6 months ago

    ya’ know those big pebbles on British beaches? well, they are OFFICIALLY classified as sand. We’ve got a similar beach down here where the sand ‘grains’ range from golf ball size up to basketball size!
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    Rottiluv said, 6 months ago

    @Mr. King

    Well there’s sleet, wet snow, dry snow, freezing rain, crunchy snow, wet concrete, and that’s only what I can think of off hand in English.
    .
    On the other hand, the North is dry and cold (yep it’s classified arid), so they’re not getting much sleet, and wet concrete up there. In fact wet concrete seems to be a special kind of snow only found in south west BC and Washington.
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    ahab said, 6 months ago

    @Downundergirl

    What conkers!
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