Apartment House is second with plenty of roomAssault is passing batteryNotary’s Old Jack is fourth
And in last place by ten lengths I believe it is, yesIt is Feitlebaum around the turn heading for homeIt’s Stu Chan and Dog Bisquit and Girdle in the stretchFlying Sylvester is third and Mother-In-Law nagging in the rear
And now they come down to the wireAnd it’s number one and now number twoAnd it’s very closeIt’ll either be a photo finish or an oil painting
And now Louis speaks with the leftAnd Louis is in thereSlugging and it’s a battleAnd now they are tearing hair
There’s hair all over the ringThere’s hair all over the placeI don’t know whose hair it isIt’ mine and there goes the winner
Apartment House is second with plenty of roomAssault is passing batteryNotary’s Old Jack is fourth
And in last place by ten lengths I believe it is, yesIt is Feitlebaum around the turn heading for homeIt’s Stu Chan and Dog Bisquit and Girdle in the stretchFlying Sylvester is third and Mother-In-Law nagging in the rear
And now they come down to the wireAnd it’s number one and now number twoAnd it’s very closeIt’ll either be a photo finish or an oil painting
And now Louis speaks with the leftAnd Louis is in thereSlugging and it’s a battleAnd now they are tearing hair
There’s hair all over the ringThere’s hair all over the placeI don’t know whose hair it isIt’ mine and there goes the winner
Feitlebaum
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