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1. 

   HUMPHRIES said, 10 months ago

   Now that he’s accomplished “the” mission will he just go away?

2. 

   acellist said, 10 months ago

   W’s Mission, Destruction…

3. 

   Fishingelbow69 said, 10 months ago

   Great 8 year summary!

4. 

   Dale Hopson said, 10 months ago

   I love how Bush’s big regret on Hurricane Katrina was not being able to have Air Force One land close by…

5. 

   fennec said, 10 months ago

   Just listen for that huge sigh of relief next Tuesday…

6. 

   claudermilk said, 10 months ago

   It can’t come soon enough.

   I spent last evening repreatedly picking up my jaw from the floor. Is he trying to find a way to one-up each previous day’s nonsense?

7. 

   charliekane said, 10 months ago

   I like Dick’s tail pointing toward the burning Constitution.

8. 

   HUMPHRIES said, 10 months ago

   claudermilk … I’m with you, bt there are some who believe he’s a “good man”. My neigbors keep asking how can anyone believe his tripe.

9. 

   Sooky Rottweiler's ... said, 10 months ago

   There is still one week…I’m sure he can do wonders of stupidity until then.

10. 

    Anthony 2816 said, 10 months ago

    George W Needs a Job

    I will be available in January 2009, and I am willing to relocate.

    RESUME: GEORGE W. BUSH

    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

    Washington, DC 20520

    LAW ENFORCEMENT:

    
    
    • I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
      influence of alcohol. I plead guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver’s
      license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has
      been ‘lost’ and is not available.
      MILITARY:
    
    
    • I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take
      a
      drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas
      Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
      EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
    
    
    • I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a
      cheerleader.
      PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
    
    
    • I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
    
    
    • I began my career in the oil business in Midland , Texas , in 1975. I
      bought an oil company, but couldn’t find any oil in Texas. The company
      went
      bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
    
    
    • I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
      land using taxpayer money.
    
    
    • With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry
      (including
      Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected Governor of Texas.
      ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
    
    
    • I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
      Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston
      replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
    
    
    • I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions
      in
      borrowed money.
    
    
    • I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American
      history.
    
    
    • With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father’s
      appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President of the United
      States,
      after losing by over 500,000 votes.
      ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
    
    
    • I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
      criminal
      record.
    
    
    • I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
      billion dollars per week.
    
    
    • I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
    
    
    • I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
    
    
    • I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
      12-month period.
    
    
    • I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
    
    
    • I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
      U.S.
      stock market.
    
    
    • In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs
      and
      that trend continues.
    
    
    • I’m proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
      administration in U.S. history. My ‘poorest millionaire’, Condoleezza
      Rice,
      has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
    
    
    • I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
      President.
      I am the all-time U.S. and world record -holder for receiving the most
      corporate campaign donations. My largest lifetime campaign contributor,
      and
      one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate
      bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history, Enron.
    
    
    • My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to
      assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election
      decision.
    
    
    • I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
      investigation
      or prosecution.
    
    
    • More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair
      than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs
      in
      history.
    
    
    • I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused
      to
      intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
    
    
    • I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
    
    
    • I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
      government contracts.
    
    
    • I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any
      President in U.S. history.
    
    
    • I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in
      the history of the United States Government.
    
    
    • I’ve broken more international treaties than any President in U.S.
      history.
    
    
    • I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations
      remove
      the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
    
    
    • I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
    
    
    • I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. ‘prisoners of war’
      detainees
      and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
    
    
    • I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
      inspectors (during the 2002 US election).
    
    
    • I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any
      President
      since the advent of television.
    
    
    • I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year
      period.
    
    
    • After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst
      security failure in U.S. history.
    
    
    • I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade
      Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated
      country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
    
    
    • I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
      simultaneously
      protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record
      for
      protests against any person in the history of mankind.
    
    
    • I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
      preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation.
    
    
    • I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
      Citizens and the world community.
    
    
    • I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in
      duty
      benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.
    
    
    • In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
      attacking
      Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
    
    
    • I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans
      (71%)
      view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
    
    
    • I am supporting development of a nuclear ‘Tactical Bunker Buster,’ a
      WMD.
    
    

    • I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to
      justice.
      RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

    
    

    • All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father’s
      library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

    
    
    • All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
      bankrupt
      companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
    
    
    • All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President
      attended, regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
      unavailable for public review.
    
    
    • I specified that my sealed documents will not be available for 50
      years.
    
    

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11. 

    DALLASDAN said, 10 months ago

    Making his daddy look good? Mission Accomplished Boy George!

12. 

    Simon_Jester said, 10 months ago

    Awww C’mon guys! Bush may have done everything in this cartoon and more…but it’s not like he did anything really bad; he DIDN’T have oral sex with a White House intern, after all.

13. 

    DALLASDAN said, 10 months ago

    Thank you Simon, that was the one promise he did keep.

14. 

    Michael O'Brien said, 10 months ago

    good summary of Bush administration

15. 

    DALLASDAN said, 10 months ago

    Long time no see DH, Boy George really wanted to show off his cool plane to people who had lost everything.

16. 

    diane42997 said, 10 months ago

    A picture is truly worth a thousand words - especially this one.