Tom Toles by Tom Toles

Tom Toles

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  1. Bilword

    Bilword said, over 3 years ago

    We would only rob them and kill them anyway

  2. crabbyrino

    crabbyrino GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    would you want US for neighbors?

  3. cdward

    cdward said, over 3 years ago

    “If we stay real still, maybe they won’t notice us.”

  4. d_legendary1 Demands Dr.C's Release

    d_legendary1 Demands Dr.C's Release said, over 3 years ago

    @crabbyrino

    That could explain their constant probing and abduction of red necks.

  5. BrianCrook

    BrianCrook said, over 3 years ago

    @masterskrain

    It’s possible. By the way, I think that Hobbes, of Calvin & Hobbes said it, not Calvin.

  6. algurka

    algurka said, over 3 years ago

    @masterskrain

    I would have to agree: they are intelligent! (That’s why they’ve been avoiding us. Maybe they’ve seen what we’ve done to Africans, Native American Indians, Aborigines, etc.)

  7. lontooni

    lontooni said, over 3 years ago

    May be they are watching us and we are a prime time comedy show somewhere..

  8. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, over 3 years ago

    @masterskrain

    Or maybe the Aliens are here, hiding among us, and this mess is all their doing. ( Google the words, ‘John Carpenter’ and, ‘They Live’. )

  9. tcity

    tcity said, over 3 years ago

    @Simon_Jester

    You may be right – “This is your God”

  10. jaimeaut

    jaimeaut said, over 3 years ago

    @HOWGOZIT
    The only comments I see from cons are stupidities and insults. They all think that insulting is proof of intelligence.

  11. uh-oh

    uh-oh said, over 3 years ago

    Mt fave theory; Mentally challenged colony. Someone probably checks on us from time to time. i they are in.our image, but using much more of their brainand commonly known as God.

  12. jack75287

    jack75287 said, over 3 years ago

    If you want to improve the environment build the pipeline to Canada, drill more at home. Trust me I have seen the main Refinery in Baghdad, it would clean things up a lot while costing us less money. I don’t care what accidents happen at least over here it would get cleaned up. Don’t believe me, ask anyone who was in Iraq in 2003 & 04. The place was a mess. Still is from my understanding.

  13. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    The thing to think about is that Toles’ “smokestacks” are several times the height of our actual atmosphere, and the “clouds” are way beyond that, and into space. Greece and dead oceans, as well as “mining” activity represent our stupidity on several levels, like “drill baby drill” commentary that doesn’t have a clue what we’ve ALREADY DONE!

  14. jack75287

    jack75287 said, over 3 years ago

    @Grainbelt

    The Empire. First our military machine as people call it would not be so big if our allies would step up a little more. Yes America is an Empire but what would replace it, China, Putin’s Russia or Europe. Sorry I will take the United States.


    Try to think what the world would be like without the U.S. Military for just one day. North Korea and China would take South Korea and one or two of the smaller islands off China. The major choke points for the world oil destroying the world economy. I have seen the world where ever the economy is bad the environment is in trouble. Iraq Honduras to name two.


    Also your comment makes no sense. I have heard all the dissent from OWS, Iran, Venezuela the U.N. hate feast against the United States every year and Syria. Also do you know the top 1% pays for 36% of the nation’s taxes and now you want more? So when does taxing the rich become so repressive. I have seen Michael Moore holding up a pair of handcuffs saying we are coming for the 1%. Rossann Barr said anyone who makes more then 100 million dollars should be sent to a re-education camp and if they do not comply they should be killed.

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 3 years ago

    @jack75287

    The top 1% generally pay 15%-25% in taxes. Their corporations pay no taxes and some of them get money back! The top 400 families make as much as the bottom 150 million. Right now 100 million people in the USA are at or near the poverty line. (That’s 1/3 of our population.


    Use of hydrocarbon fuels is primitive, pollution laden, and has helped to put us in the crap we are in. Human made climate change is being felt every day. All over the world. And the new world it is moving to will not be so accommodating to us like the last 10,000 years.


    Our global military machine is 10X larger than all the other militaries and their spending combined. It is bloated as one would expect from an empire, not a republic.

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