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  1. Eryx

    Eryx said, over 1 year ago

    Every time the cons take charge, the signs of intelligent life dwindle. If they have their way, soon there will be no signs of life here at all.

  2. Bilword

    Bilword said, over 1 year ago

    We would only rob them and kill them anyway

  3. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, over 1 year ago

    Calvin once said that the surest sign of intelligent life in the universe is the fact that no one has tried to contact us!

  4. crabbyrino

    crabbyrino said, over 1 year ago

    would you want US for neighbors?

  5. cdward

    cdward said, over 1 year ago

    “If we stay real still, maybe they won’t notice us.”

  6. d_legendary1

    d_legendary1 said, over 1 year ago

    @crabbyrino

    That could explain their constant probing and abduction of red necks.

  7. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, over 1 year ago

    Maybe they are waiting for us to kill ourselves off, so they can “Flip” the Planet, a “Real Fixer-Upper”, and turn a bit of a profit!

  8. BrianCrook

    BrianCrook said, over 1 year ago

    @masterskrain

    It’s possible. By the way, I think that Hobbes, of Calvin & Hobbes said it, not Calvin.

  9. algurka

    algurka said, over 1 year ago

    @masterskrain

    I would have to agree: they are intelligent! (That’s why they’ve been avoiding us. Maybe they’ve seen what we’ve done to Africans, Native American Indians, Aborigines, etc.)

  10. lontooni

    lontooni said, over 1 year ago

    May be they are watching us and we are a prime time comedy show somewhere..

  11. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, over 1 year ago

    @masterskrain

    Or maybe the Aliens are here, hiding among us, and this mess is all their doing. ( Google the words, ‘John Carpenter’ and, ‘They Live’. )

  12. tcity

    tcity said, over 1 year ago

    @Simon_Jester

    You may be right – “This is your God”

  13. jaimeaut

    jaimeaut said, over 1 year ago

    @HOWGOZIT
    The only comments I see from cons are stupidities and insults. They all think that insulting is proof of intelligence.

  14. uh-oh

    uh-oh said, over 1 year ago

    Mt fave theory; Mentally challenged colony. Someone probably checks on us from time to time. i they are in.our image, but using much more of their brainand commonly known as God.

  15. jack75287

    jack75287 said, over 1 year ago

    If you want to improve the environment build the pipeline to Canada, drill more at home. Trust me I have seen the main Refinery in Baghdad, it would clean things up a lot while costing us less money. I don’t care what accidents happen at least over here it would get cleaned up. Don’t believe me, ask anyone who was in Iraq in 2003 & 04. The place was a mess. Still is from my understanding.

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