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Sep 19, 2013
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
After Russian President Vladimir Putin's successful New York Times op-ed piece defending the Syrian government, the newspaper offers him a permanent column...
VLADIMIR PUTIN: CRUSADING COLUMNIST for The New York Times
Man: That's it for the day, Mr. President. 
Vladimir: Good! Now I go to other job, as columnist for New York Times! 
New York - 
Vladimir: I've got nose for news!
Woman: HELP! 
Vladimir: Ah, perfect! A crime story! 
Woman: This guy mugged me at GUNPOINT! 
Criminal: I don't even HAVE a GUN! 
Police Officer: You're under arrest! 
Vladimir: Hold on, Officer! What if this man gave his gun to ME for safekeeping? 
Criminal: Yeah, I'll do that! 
Vladimir: Yeah, I'll do that. 
Police Officer: All right...there's not much I can do. 
Vladimir: I sell you more guns tomorrow. 
Woman: You're a MONSTER! 
Vladimir: What a story for my column! I can't wait for it to be published! 
A City's Tragedy
Imagine my surprise when I found that a woman I had just talked to on the street was found mysteriously dead. Certainly, she was a loud-mouthed complainer. And her
Editor: Putin, you moron! There are two typos in your column! 
Vladimir: Ah, now I know what tragic death next week's column will be about...
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