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Jun 21, 2013
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
OUTLAW TORTURE?! 
What if we capture a terrorist who knows where a TICKING NUCLEAR TIME BOMB is! Shouldn't we be allowed to TORTURE him to get him to talk? 
Dick Cheney's philosophical THOUGHT-EXPERIMENT LEGISLATION
Man #1: There's a bomb hidden in Times Square, and this baby SWALLOWED instructions on how to defuse it! 
Man #2: Damn those legislators who shortsightedly outlawed ripping open live babies!
Man: A terrorist cut the brakes on this trolley!
Man #2: Do we switch the tracks to avoid hitting FIVE people, but thereby hitting ONE?!
Man #3: We can't! It's illegal for unauthorized personnel to touch the controls! 
Man #1: This monkey has been randomly hitting keys for an infinite number of years! Now it's blogging the current U.S. nuclear launch codes! We must stop it! 
Man #2: No! Animal rights nuts have made shooting monkeys illegal!
Jun 28, 2013
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