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Feb 28, 2013
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
BAD FETUS
Bad Fetus: You lookin' at me? I don't see anyone else in this womb. 
in "FETAL FIREPOWER" - or - "BEARING ARMS with BARELY ARMS"
Bad Fetus knows his rights as an American, and shows up at a GunMart with his sonographic instrument, demanding justice! 
Bad Fetus: I want an uzi carbine rifle, and as a PERSON I have a second amendment right to one!
Man: I'm sorry, Bad Fetus. I agree you're a PERSON...but I can't sell you one because you have a felony conviction! 
Bad Fetus: Pshh! Is this America or Russia?! Now I have to go all the way to the GUN SHOW across the street!
Bad Fetus: Uzi carbine to go! Don't bother wrapping it!
Man: Right away. Wait, I can't sell to you because you're not 18 years old. 
Bad Fetus: Not this again! Okay, there's only one way to get your proper rights -- lawyer up!!
LATER - 
Bad Fetus: There! Now I'm C.E.O. of Bad Fetus, Inc.! And my corporation is a PERSON with second amendment rights! 
Man: Here's your uzi! Careful...
BAM! 
BAM BAM!! BAM BAM BAM
Man: You shot your TWIN!! 
Bad Fetus: I thought he was a womb invader! He snuck up on me brandishing his umbilical cord!
NEXT Bad Fetus excapes the death penalty...AGAIN! 
Bad Fetus: Go ahead, abort me! I dare ya!
Mar 7, 2013
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