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Tom the Dancing Bug

By Ruben Bolling
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Dec 3, 2010
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Hollingsworth Hound TM in "Starve the Beast"
Pendrick: Uncle Hollingsworth, tell me again about the terrible BEAST!
Hound: Right before bedtime? 
Pendrick: Yes, yes! 
Hound: It was a beast that was destroying all the land!
It would steal money from our most valued citizens! 
And it made the underclass pampered and soft! 
HELP WANTED
WELFARE CHECK
But a mighty warrior came to the land...
...RONALD RAVEN!
Pendrick: Oo! And he smote the beast with his sword? 
Hound: No, no, Pendrick! 
Hound: He started to slowly...
STARVE IT TO DEATH!
Pendrick: Is it dead? 
Hound: Not yet! But we're almost there!
Pendrick: Golly, I want to SEE this beast!
Pendrick: I heard it dwells behind these decrepit walls!
PUBLIC SCHOOL
Pendrick: Oh, my god! 
It's too horrible! 
Teacher: ...and 3+3=6...
KOFF KOFF
3+2 = 5
3+3 = 6
3+4 = 7
POOF
Pendrick: Uncle! I dreamt I SAW THE BEAST! It was teaching poor children! And caring for the old and sick! 
PANT PANT
Hound: Just a nightmare, Pendrick! It will be morning in America! 
We're almost there, folks!
PAID FOR BY THE STARVE THE BEAST FOUNDATION
Dec 17, 2010
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