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Tom the Dancing Bug

By Ruben Bolling
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Nov 3, 2007
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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix
Edited by Ruben Bolling
Laugh, Clown, Laugh
Horse Manure Inc. 
SPLOOCH
Man: I hope you've found my misfortune amusing!
60/24/365, The Comic That Elapses In Real Time
Man: ..H...
Man: ...A...
Man: ...PP...
Next Week: The word's exciting conclusion
The Epic/ Brutal Report
Man: Hey, two-dollar shots at Mulligan's tonight!
Men: EPIC!
Man: ...but the sun just exploded, and we have eight minutes to live. 
Men: BRUTAL! 
Ridiculous-Plot-Contrivance-Man
Villain: I don't have time to kill or even unmask you...
Villain: ...so instead, I'm leaving you in this elaborately constructed contraption! 
Ta-ta! 
Ridiculous-Plot-Contrivance-Man: If...I...can just reach...that button...
RPCM
PRESS TO TURN TRAP OFF
Comics For Dogs
Man: Where's the stick? 
Man: Where's the STICK?!
Uncle Cap'n's Cell Phone Animations
Uncle Cap'n: Ahoy and whatever. OK, I heard there's lots of dough in these new-fangled phone cartoons. So, cut these pictures out, and tape 'em to yer phone. 
Uncle Cap'n: Now flip 'em, and you've downloaded yer cartoon. 
Boy: This is lame!
FLIP
Uncle Cap'n: So, send me $5 each time you use it, to: 
Uncle Cap'n
c/o Hardee's Substance Abuse Clinic
Davis, SC
Boy: Hey let me back in!
Nov 17, 2007
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