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Aug 25, 2007
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Woman: No, I don't know who he is -- I was just set up. I just know his name is Charley. 
DING DONG
Woman: Oh, there he is now. 
MY BLIND DATE WAS AN AUSTRALOPITHECINE!
Charley: Hi! I brought a pigeon. Hope you like gray. 
Woman: Um...what ARE you? 
Charley: I'm a Sagittarius...
...let's see, what else? ...Well, I'm a hominid from the Pliocene epoch...
Woman: This is NOT going to work. 
Charley: Do you have a problem with inter-genus dating? 
Woman: Not that I know of. I just find you repulsive.
Charley: Fair enough. Should we start making out now? 
Woman: Look, I'm going to leave now. 
Charley: Let me be frank. I don't know you at all, but I like you. 
Woman: I'm keeping my hands in sight as I back away...
Charley: Something about you makes me want to have sex. 
Charley: Oh, great. Now I have to go through that awkward is-it-too-soon-to-show-up-wearing-nothing-but-an-overcoat-and-silk-boxers phase of the relationship!
Sep 8, 2007
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