Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 25, 2006

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Uncle Sam in "Around The World In 4 1/2 Years" Uncle Sam: We were attacked by religious lunatics who hate freedom! Uncle Sam: We must defeat them! We're moving to the RIGHT! Uncle Sam: We'll use torture to get confessions! The gloves are off! RIP! CONSTITUTION Uncle Sam: We need an atmosphere of fear! Forget the truth -- no one can criticize or offend! Uncle Sam: We'll bomb and destroy! Who cares if it's even the right country?! Uncle Sam: Spying on our own citizens? We can't afford to get all "legal" about it! CONSTITUTION Uncle Sam: We need moral strength! We're merging church and state! Uncle Sam: You look familiar.