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Apr 5, 2003
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
God-Man 
The Superhero with Omnipotent Powers!
This week: DIVINE BUREAUCRAT!
War erupts! Yet our hero GOD-MAN is nowhere to be found on the battlefield!
Nor is he fighting the evils of combat from his God-hideout!
Where can God-Man be? 
He's taken a job in the Bush administration!
God-Man: Hey, W. was the first president to ask me!
"The job pays well, and frankly, I don't do much -- George just likes having me around!"
Telephone: To vote for Ruben Studdard for American Idol, press 4.
"Every now and then, he'll pop in..."
George W. Bush: Hey, we need to start a war in Iraq, right? 
God-Man: You bet, boss!
God-Man: My OK enables him to dive headlong into huge decisions without analysis or moral introspection...
CRASH
Wha...?
God-Man: Scalia, can't you EVER come in through the DOOR? 
Judge Scalia: It's another capital punishment case! You're still OK with us KILLING BAD GUYS, right?
God-Man: Whatever. I'm on lunch. 
Judge Scalia: I'll take that as an "affirmative."
Thomas, uphold the hell outta this one!
Apr 20, 2003
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