Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 05, 2003

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Armchair Warrior Television: ...and the war is going well... Man: I knew it! Saddam HAD to be taken out! Television: ...setbacks and more casualties... Man: I knew it! Bush is a psychopathic killer! Jasper The Friendly American Jasper: Hi! I'm here to help! Man: YAA! AN AMERICAN! Jasper: Golly! I just wanted to be friends! POTUS Aide: First we sell 'em on deposing Saddam... Aide: Then, AFTER the war's started, we tell 'em how LONG it'll take and how much it'll cost! George W. Bush: When do we tell 'em about Iran and Syria, and... Lucky Ducky Mustached Dog: We'll make millions off this war! Dog: It's that lower class LUCKY DUCKY who'll end up on top! Lucky Ducky: ALRIGHT! New sand googles! New Names Freedom Fries Operation Iraqi Freedom The Middle Freedom FREEDOM War is... ...a horrific tragedy which should be declared only as a last resort of self-defense. War is... ...a strategic fulcrum upon which one can advance one's geopolitical objectives. War is... ...a terrific time for a tax cut.