Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 07, 2001
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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling 40,000 Years Between Panels Man: But why did you bring an extra pair of pants? Selfish Gene Woman: Would you help me cross the street, young man? Gene: No. Woman: Why not? Gene: There is no basis to expect reciprocal altruism. Fat Guy Who Uses A Beard To Simulate A Jawline Man: Look at that guy! He's so thin! Woman: Wow! What a strong jaw! WINK Classix Comix Not a substitute for reading the text or for classroom discussion of the text. The Great Gatsby Gatsby: I'm reaching for the American dream! Man: Forget it, hot shot! Man #2: Yeah, forget it. BAM F. SCOTT The Helpful Invisible Hand of Capitalism Scientist: Let's see -- if I turn off this generator, the price of electricity will go up, and I'll make more money. What do do? ON OFF Scientist: Thanks, Invisible Hand! Uncle Cap'n's Puzzle Pontoon Uncle Cap'n: Okay, ya landlubbers! Solve these here puzzles, or I'm comin' to get ya in five to ten! Puzzle #1 So let's say you're in the clink -- figure out a way to bust out. You've used a cartoon to bribe your way onto laundry detail, but how do you get past the guard to hide in the bins? HALLWAY (NONSECURE) DRYERS TABLES YOU WASHERS HALLWAY (SECURE) GUARD BINS Bins in, 8:30 AM, 10:00 AM Bins out, 11:00 AM, 2:30 PM Tuck your answer firmly between pages 324 and 325 of a Bible and send it to: Uncle Cap'n c/o Cotie Correctional Center Cotie, NC 28078 Bonus points if you can work out a way to shiv that rat Carlos on the way out. Puzzle #2 Go kick a cat. Yeah, so that's not a puzzle. Whattaya want, ya little snots!