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Jun 28, 2013
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Toby: Depressed patrons of this hovel!

Toby: Which mulched sac would you care to bet your petty souls upon?

Toby: Designate number one...

Toby: Or identical number two?

Guy: Designate number one is leaking cherry pie filling. 

Guy: Damn! If I hadn't already sold my soul for cinnamon toast, I'd be all over number one!
Jul 2, 2013
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