New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis

New Adventures of Queen Victoria

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  1. Linguist

    Linguist said, 6 months ago

    My guess is that ain’t Mr. Brown !

  2. Marc

    Marc said, 6 months ago

    And if I recall my francais correctly, Pab found a way to swear in a strip without using the shift key.

  3. The Old Wolf

    The Old Wolf said, 6 months ago

    THERE ARE FAINT RUSTLING NOISES FROM THE DARKNESS BEHIND YOU.
    OUT FROM THE SHADOWS BEHIND YOU POUNCES A BEARDED PIRATE!

  4. pcolli

    pcolli said, 6 months ago

    @The Old Wolf

    “Arrrr,” he says. “Oh, sorry; I thought you were my cabin boy.”

  5. SUSAN NEWMAN

    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 6 months ago

    IT’S MAURICE!!
    EEEEEK!!!!!!

  6. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 6 months ago

    @Marc

    Well, “swear” is a bit of a stretch for that word … and if I recall my history that particular French term was once used as a derogatory term for an English Queen …

    Actually, Wikipedia says the term was more commonly “Royal Mistress”, some of whom actually went on to become Queen.

  7. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 6 months ago

    @SUSAN NEWMAN

    Clockwork Frenchman ?

  8. J2P2

    J2P2 said, 6 months ago

    So, the Clockwork Frenchman doesn’t have glow in the dark hands (and why does that sound unsavory in this context)?

  9. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, 6 months ago

    Her Maj is DEFINITELY not amused!!

  10. JackButler

    JackButler said, 6 months ago

    petite putain is fracais for “my little whore.”
    Surely an endearment to cherish, Vickie.

  11. Linguist

    Linguist said, 6 months ago

    @pcolli

    Arrrr,” he says. “Oh, sorry; I thought you were my cabin boy.”
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Belay that talk, matey ! This bearded pirate has more buckle than swash. I prefer cabin girls !

  12. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, 6 months ago

    Had to look up putain using the online translator. Oops.

  13. jadoo823

    jadoo823 said, 6 months ago

    …but what was he spindling?

  14. stingray74

    stingray74 said, 6 months ago

    More like “my dear English whore”.

  15. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 6 months ago

    Does anyone know how to sing “Love Machine” in French?

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