From Not Always Right: It’s Like Counting Ammo Before The Zombie Apocalypse
My sister and I are texting each other about supplies we have on hand during this time of panic buying.
Sister: “I just counted, and I have sixty rolls of TP.”
She’s not hoarding; she just grabs a pack every time she goes shopping so she’s never out.
Me: “I have seventeen rolls: a twelve-pack we picked up last week and seven rolls under the bathroom sink.”
Sister: “Um… that’s nineteen rolls.”
Me: “Yay! I have two more rolls than I thought I did!”
(NOT my story)
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From Not Always Right: It’s Like Counting Ammo Before The Zombie Apocalypse
My sister and I are texting each other about supplies we have on hand during this time of panic buying.
Sister: “I just counted, and I have sixty rolls of TP.”
She’s not hoarding; she just grabs a pack every time she goes shopping so she’s never out.
Me: “I have seventeen rolls: a twelve-pack we picked up last week and seven rolls under the bathroom sink.”
Sister: “Um… that’s nineteen rolls.”
Me: “Yay! I have two more rolls than I thought I did!”
(NOT my story)