The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 21, 2014
Transcript:
Smart people are so smart. Ok. When I was a kid, they promised there'd be jetpacks by now. So- where are they? Why aren't I shooting around the open sky? Crowded sky. What? Think about it. Those smart people would love to be up there with you, but would you trust other people with jetpacks? No! They'd go too fast, and text and eat while they fly around! Yep. Fly right into you. Pow. Smart people are so smart that they haven't invented jetpacks. Ok.
The smartest people in the world can’t fight economics. And it’s much more expensive to fly 250 lbs somewhere through the air than it is to roll it there. Most people that have a car can barely afford it.