The Buckets by Greg Cravens for October 19, 2011

You know the Tom Bodett method of cleaning your hands of uncleanable stuff, don’tcha? Make meatloaf. .I used to be a caricaturist at a theme park. At lunch break, the only way to get the crusted chalk off our hands was to eat one of the commissary’s hamburgers. You could wash and wash to no avail, but by golly, you eat a burger and your hands are clean at the end.