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   simpsonfan2 said, 9 months ago

   Well, if you find and kill them, you need a boat to dump the bodies at sea, where they’ll never be found by some hiker.
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   Pacopuddy said, 8 months ago

   @simpsonfan2

   Just what I was thinking! We are two corrupt halves of the same hideous soul, it seems.
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   Linda1259 said, 8 months ago

   On the other hand . . . maybe she’ll come back now that he has a boat . . . like that Michael Douglas movie. Are there rivers in them there hills that could handle a boat . . . a big impressive boat . . . or is that a ship? Anyway, maybe she’ll leave the old goat and come back to him.
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   SusanSunshine said, 8 months ago

   Or maybe it was just a slow day for rhymes…
   Let me tell you, I have those times…
   You grab at anything to fit the tune…
   that’s why so many songs about the moon and June.
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   cdward said, 8 months ago

   @simpsonfan2

   Heck, I was just thinking of going fishing. I figure she dumped him because that’s all he wanted to do anyway.
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   Citizen GROG! said, 8 months ago

   Just kiss your horse and ride off into the sunset.
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   Dogsniff said, 8 months ago

   Just hop on the bus Fred.
   Make a little plan Jim.
   You don’t need to be coy Dave.
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   papabearbeary said, 8 months ago

   Hey Rory… what’s that VEST made out of, buddy. Are you a REAL cowsheep? Y’know what they say about playing country BACKWARDS… you become sober, you get a job, your truck starts, your dog is resurrected, and your girl comes back!
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   celecca said, 8 months ago

   Reminds me of Prairie Home Companion and “The Lives of Cowboys.” But which is Rusty and which is Dusty?
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    LingeeWhiz said, 8 months ago

    Better off to buy a coat, Rory….you won’t even miss the warmth of her body next to yours…….maybe.
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    Dry said, 8 months ago

    Why does this come to mind?
    
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    JP Steve said, 8 months ago

    Ah! Montanalady’s favourite! Where has that girl got to anyway?
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    Tatenda said, 8 months ago

    @Dogsniff

    Our Pastor referenced this song this morning as part of his sermon!!!
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    Tatenda said, 8 months ago

    @Dry

    Not only does Clint do stand-up comedy, he can sing, too!
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    Citizen GROG! said, 8 months ago

    @Tatenda

    I beg to differ. I can’t stand Paint Your Wagon. but love most of his other offerings.
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