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   Margueritem said, about 1 month ago

   That !@#$*! Dumbo!

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   big G 3469 said, about 1 month ago

   GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! DUMBO DUNG!!!!!!!!!!!! YA &#@&# ELE-“FINK”!!!!!!

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   ben_david said, about 1 month ago

   I really hate to do this, but ……..
   When I was a kid _ty+ years ago, we had a little poem.

   Little birdie, up in the sky,
   Why did you do that in my eye.
   I’m not mad, so please don’t cry.
   I’m just glad that cows can’t fly.

   Guess that would go for elephants, too, huh?

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   grapfhics said, about 1 month ago

   Ben_David, I remember that one.

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   Richard said, about 1 month ago

   If only, why not? when there are so many deserving.

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   Colt9033 said, about 1 month ago

   Least it didn’t break the windshield.

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   DoctorJeff said, about 1 month ago

   ben_david: Yup. Our version:

   Birdie, birdie in the sky,
   Drop some whitewash in my eye.
   I won’t pout, and I won’t cry;
   I’m just glad that cows don’t fly.

   I guess now I’m glad elephants don’t fly either. I could however do without the birds that eat bright purple, paint-peeling berries.

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   WickedCrazy said, about 1 month ago

   OMG!I had to put my coffee down before i spilt it.This is so funny.The
   ‘I’m gonna puke”look on his face is priceless.

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   CoyoteGourds said, about 1 month ago

   What happens when pigs fly?

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    FUNG1 said, about 1 month ago

    He should be glad that Dumbo is only a BABY elephant!!

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    WickedCrazy said, about 1 month ago

    Baby kaka is always worse.

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    Doctor Toon said, about 1 month ago

    CoyoteGourds said,

    What happens when pigs fly?

    Carwash owners get rich.

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    fredbuhl said, about 1 month ago

    I wonder if Dumbo hires out. There’s a big white domed building… …

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    DigitalFrog said, about 1 month ago

    Our version:
    Birdie, birdie in the sky,
    Dropped a turdie in my eye.
    I’m a big boy I won’t cry,
    I’m just glad that cows don’t fly.

    Funny how the ditty gets around and gets altered just a bit.

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    bald 716 said, about 1 month ago

    wow, i’m glad i have a carport to cover my cars

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    crunkbot said, about 1 month ago

    pear-shaped man’s hose is very depressed.

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    Ushindi said, about 1 month ago

    OK, MY childhood version:
    “Birds fly low
    and birds fly high,
    and birds drop whitewash in my eye.
    I’m a big boy,
    and I don’t cry,
    but gee, I’m glad that cows don’t fly.”

18. 

    Lisa said, about 1 month ago

    Yucky!!! My dog would love to stick her nose in it though!

19. 

    Coffee-Turtle said, about 1 month ago

    Now, I’ve done seen eve-ry-thing!

20. 

    Tigger said, about 1 month ago

    Updated Poem:

    Birdie, Birdie in the Sky,
    Why did you do it in my Eye,
    I’m a Big Boy and I wont Cry,
    Oh #@%!! Elepahants do Fly!

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    cholldekkgher stenst... said, about 1 month ago

    Elephants can fly and they make a mess
    Of this they often will confess
    And what happens to little birds
    Who fly around making little turds
    And hope their fly friends will do no less.