‘BTG’ is one of the most popular humor authors of all time. With numerous New York Times Best Sellers to his credit, countless publishing awards, and over 22,000,000 copies sold in 115 countries, you would think his brain would be highly organized ... But it’s not.
The Lost Bear feature, exclusive to GoComics, is ample proof of this. Welcome to BTG’s lifelong cerebral misadventure. The Lost Bear showcases the delightfully odd daily debris that tumbles out of BTG’s head when his mental engine starts to misfire. This is public therapy at its most entertaining, set within an absurdist pseudo-intellectual petting zoo – Feel free to feed the bear.
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Loose Parts by Dave Blazek
Lost Side of Suburbia by Kory Merritt
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margueritem
said, 4 months ago
Dolphins always speak well of you…
waycyber said, 4 months ago
Nah, they do it on porpoise. They might flipper fin atcha.
win said, 4 months ago
It’s just a fluke.
BTG said, 4 months ago
Dearest waycyber, need I remind you that The Lost Bear penalty for puns is worse than death?
: )
BTG said, 4 months ago
True story: At an aquarium near Orlando two young male dolphins had to be moved to a separate tank after they pinned a green sea turtle against the glass and attempted to gang-rape the aforesaid Chelonian, much to the astonishment of the green sea turtle and a host of young children looking on.
It was from the Chief Marine Scientist who observed this incident first-hand that I received the direct quote featured in today’s cartoon.
BTG
Pacopuddy said, 4 months ago
@BTG
I had heard that dolphins committed gang rape – I didn’t realise it was inter-species! Thugs!! Perverts!!!
Pacopuddy said, 4 months ago
Just out of curiosity – was it a female sea-turtle, or were they attempting to extend the boundaries of homosexuality by another yard or so?
pcolli said, 4 months ago
@BTG
Some dolphins are opportunists, it seems.
Superfrog said, 4 months ago
If he’s an antipodean tyro then he might be a New South Whalette.
YokohamaMama said, 4 months ago
@Pacopuddy
There have been homosexual animals for years – maybe always
Lisa 4romMpls said, 4 months ago
@BTG
I learn so many interesting things thru the comics. This story takes the cake!
BTG said, 4 months ago
Superfrog, there is a special corner of the watery underworld reserved for you and your puns.
: )
BTG said, 4 months ago
@Pacopuddy
It would almost have certainly been a male sea turtle, as aquariums do not keep female sea turtles as a general rule, simply because they have the urge to clamber out of the pool and nest each year, whereas male sea turtles never leave the sea after they first get their flippers wet.
BTG
BTG said, 4 months ago
By the way, Lost Bears, I am going to draw up Monday’s cartoon over the weekend – any themes, concepts or ideas you’d especially like me to address?
BTG
Pacopuddy said, 4 months ago
@BTG
Something to do with the season of Lent – incorporating a Great Dane, perhaps?