‘BTG’ is one of the most popular humor authors of all time. With numerous New York Times Best Sellers to his credit, countless publishing awards, and over 22,000,000 copies sold in 115 countries, you would think his brain would be highly organized ... But it’s not.
The Lost Bear feature, exclusive to GoComics, is ample proof of this. Welcome to BTG’s lifelong cerebral misadventure. The Lost Bear showcases the delightfully odd daily debris that tumbles out of BTG’s head when his mental engine starts to misfire. This is public therapy at its most entertaining, set within an absurdist pseudo-intellectual petting zoo – Feel free to feed the bear.
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Loose Parts by Dave Blazek
Lost Side of Suburbia by Kory Merritt
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Superfrog said, 8 months ago
Yes, all those degrees and still no respect.
pcolli said, 8 months ago
Stop complaining, you’re doing an important job. It could be worse, you could be metric.
Smythe Symble said, 8 months ago
So if He’d crammed more then, He’d cram less now.
pcolli said, 8 months ago
He’s going somewhere warm, what’s he moaning about?
cleokaya (THE FLASH)
said, 8 months ago
Think of it as a temp job.
Coyoty
said, 8 months ago
When you said you wanted to work with animals, you should have been more specific.
BTG said, 8 months ago
Ha ha ha hah!!!
Honestly, today’s hilarious comments have been some of the best ever. Not one weak kitten in the lot.
Bloody brilliant, Lost Bears!
Your being inspired to such wit by a lowbrow bum joke has made me very proud!
BTG
runar
said, 8 months ago
When my cat misbehaves I tell her, “Stop that or I’ll take your temperature!”
Lisa 4romMpls said, 8 months ago
^That’s my dog’s favorite part of her check-up :-)
Smythe Symble said, 8 months ago
Mr. Thermometer had a couple of Job Openings offered to Him entering College, but his failure in Oral History Rectal his opportunities.
pcolli said, 8 months ago
Mercury rising.
Daffydowndilly said, 8 months ago
@cleokaya (THE FLASH)
well done!
jmcx4 said, 8 months ago
His buisness is going in the hole.
BTG said, 8 months ago
Ha hah – the comments are getting worse and worse, by which I mean better and better!
All except for you, Eldo. If you serve up another heinous anal pun I will require you to spend a pants-free night with two curious Orang-Utans, some stout, vine ripened cucumbers and large jar of mayonnaise.
: )
Tigger
said, 8 months ago
Go to thr Pharmacy
Buy a Johnson and Johnson Rectal Themometer
When you get home, open package and read the instructions.
The disclamier in the instructions inform you each Johnson and Johnson Rectal Thermometer is tested on humans.
Be tahnkful you do not work in that factory and have to spend all day shoving themometers up your butt.