The Lost Bear by Bradley Trevor Greive

The Lost Bear

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, about 1 year ago

    Hard to top that one.

  2. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, about 1 year ago

    Ant they sweet.

  3. philyfanstukinmi

    philyfanstukinmi said, about 1 year ago

    Oh, I can’t bear it
    Honey, I’m home!

  4. Happy, happy, happy!!!

    Happy, happy, happy!!! said, about 1 year ago

    aren’t they swingers?
    swinging from the ceiling?

  5. aircraft-engineer

    aircraft-engineer said, about 1 year ago

    since they are all female…

  6. Lisa  4romMpls

    Lisa 4romMpls said, about 1 year ago

    Is that their BEST line?! Pretty good line.

  7. BTG

    BTG said, about 1 year ago

    @Superfrog

    Like a drop of formic acid on the tongue, I find your best puns bitter yet curiously refreshing, Superpun.
    Still, you must be cursed, for it is the law:
    May ants overwhelm your biscuit jar.
    : )

  8. BTG

    BTG said, about 1 year ago

    @margueritem

    Thank you, Marg,
    Placing pink-up lines under the microscope proves that sleaziness can be found wearing size 00000000000000000000000000000000 pants.
    : )

  9. BTG

    BTG said, about 1 year ago

    @philyfanstukinmi

    You are a complete disgrace, Philyfanstukinmi.
    It’s nice to see you back.
    : )

  10. BTG

    BTG said, about 1 year ago

    @Happy, happy, happy!!!

    Ha hah, very true and very clever, Young Hallford.
    You are winning today’s Lost Bear jousting poll with you well researched smuttery.
    : )

  11. BTG

    BTG said, about 1 year ago

    @aircraft-engineer

    True enough, A-E – sterile females, to be precise. But as such are employed as both workers and warriors, it’s clear they are from a progressive, and dare I say excitingly liberal honey-ass based society.
    : )

  12. Smythe Symble

    Smythe Symble said, about 1 year ago


    [via frog blog]

  13. pcolli

    pcolli said, about 1 year ago

    @Smythe Symble

    I saw that too and I thought , " I wonder if somebody’s going to post it somewhere else". I hope you’ve washed your eyeballs out after that – I had to.

    I dread to think what human society would be like if our mating season had that effect.

  14. Smythe Symble

    Smythe Symble said, about 1 year ago

    @pcolli

    What to they think of Human’s obsession with Breasts, I wonder…..

  15. BTG

    BTG said, about 1 year ago

    @Smythe Symble

    I’ve often looked for keys and coins lost in the spongy crevices of a sumptuous sofa cleavage, but this is going too far!
    : )

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