The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 04, 2014
April 03, 2014
April 05, 2014
Transcript:
Waitress; We have an outrageous special on pork chops.
Brutus: I love pork chops! What's the special?
Waitress: You get one pork chop for the price of two.
Brutus: That's outrageous!
Waitress: I told you!
Similar to their all-you-can-eat special. After two minutes, they snatch away your plate and hollar, “That’s all you can eat!”