The Born Loser by Chip Sansom

The Born Loser

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  1. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, 11 months ago

    That’s even better than “The engineer sees it as the glass is too large”.

  2. Harry Grapjas

    Harry Grapjas GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    I have a friend who always says: it’s better when the glass is half empty, so you can re-fill it, which you cannot with a half full glass.

  3. Francis Lapeyre

    Francis Lapeyre GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    And while the optimist and the pessimist argue over whether the glass is half-empty or half-full, the opportunist drinks the contents.

  4. mforester

    mforester GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    The glass is completely full. Half with liquid half with air.

  5. dave98042

    dave98042 said, 11 months ago

    Better than top half full and bottom half empty

  6. plus4

    plus4 said, 11 months ago

    @Harry Grapjas

    I refill half-full glasses all the time.

  7. plus4

    plus4 said, 11 months ago

    @dave98042

    I’d like to see that!

  8. le-roy

    le-roy said, 11 months ago

    Actually, the glass appears to be half-emptied. It looks like it is being consumed, or is evaporating, and thus becoming empty. If more were being poured in, it would be half-filled. Full and empty are like a vacuum or pregnancy — there is no “half.”

  9. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, 11 months ago

    Ollie: Go ahead and drink your half
    (Stan drinks the sassafras and coughs)
    Ollie: Do you know what you’ve done? (Stan nods) What made you do it?
    Stan: (gets upset) I couldn’t help it
    Ollie: Why?
    Stan: My half was on the bottom! (cries)

  10. oldman2013

    oldman2013 said, 11 months ago

    good eye

  11. sky4forums

    sky4forums said, 11 months ago

    I have a friend that claims the right course of action is to dump the water out of the glass and fill it with beer.

  12. comicsssfan

    comicsssfan said, 11 months ago

    This perception stuff isn’t as simple as a glass of water.

  13. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, 11 months ago

    @le-roy

    That answer makes a lot of sense, it isn’t the state of the glass that determines the answer, it is the action being taken with regard to the beer (lemonade for younger contributors to this forum) in the glass.

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